To say I don't want to be at this stupid family BBQ would be the understatement of the century. It's mostly my daddy's side of the family, but also some of Mom's, and if I get asked 'have you got a boyfriend yet?' by one more person, I might scream.

The thing is, if they knew the truth - that Daddy took my virginity months ago and we've been fucking like rabbits whenever my mom isn't around ever since - that would probably put a stop to their stupid questions.